Rachael Ray 2

1:47 p.m.

Dear Rachael Ray,

I am sorry that I called you an ugly cow when I wrote to Thora Birch. I have to say untrue mean things like that because Thora is crazy and stalks my house when she thinks I've stopped loving her, but it's really you and your thirty minute meals that I love, baby. You are more mature and experienced anyway and I like that in a real woman. That Thora is just a little girl who doesn't know how to work the foodstuffs like you do. Do you forgive me?

Yes/No

(Circle One)

Playing You Both Love, Lee

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