Thora Birch

1:43 p.m.

Dear Thora Birch,

I heard that you found out about the secret love letter that I sent to Rachael Ray. It didn't mean anything, baby. I don't love her. You are still my secret celebrity crush 4-Ever. I don't know why I ever mailed that Rachael Ray except that maybe I was hungry and I thought she could make me a snack or something. But it doesn't even matter because you're cooking is way better than hers any day and you can make me food in fifteen minutes which I think is better. Rachael Ray is an ugly cow. Do you still love me?

Yes/No

(Circle one)

Hopefully, Lee

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