Ritter-Smith

4:18 p.m.

And now, a cool scene that could have been done in The Matrix: Reloaded utilizing the talents of John Ritter:

(Note: I consider this spoiler-free - there's nothing in my potential scene that wasn't told in the trailer)

Okay, like two Agent Smiths happen to find John Ritter and decide that because he's so awesome that they need to assimilate him. So this one Agent Smith is all like, "Mr. Ritter...you will become one....with...Smith."

And John Ritter just fucking bitch-slaps him and says, "You're one hell of a problem child, buddy."

Then they start to fight. We all know that if there was only one Agent Smith that John Ritter would totally destroy him, but two Agent Smiths is just more than he can handle, so in the end John Ritter is overpowered as one Agent Smith holds him down and the other Agent Smith copies himself into the John Ritter body.

Then the new Ritter-Smith unit stands up, brushes off his suit, and says, "Three's.....Company," in this totally sweet monotone voice. Then all three Agent Smiths smile knowing that they've become like ten times more powerful now that John Ritter is on their team.

Oh, man, that would have kicked ass.

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