Couple Issues

2:48 p.m.

I'm loving this apartment we're in. Living with Ryan has made me remember why he and I were going to be the original roommates. We spent a great deal of time just messaging each other via America Online's Magnificent Instant Messaging Machina (or AIM, if you like this short terminology) from our individual rooms, which are right across from each other. The content of these messages?

Ryan: I see you.
Lee: I see you, too. You're over there.
Ryan: Shhh, someone's coming.
Lee: It's Todd.
Ryan: Let's talk to him.
*while talking to Todd*
Ryan: Todd's eatin' a nanner.
Lee: Or a carefully disguised penis.
Ryan: Ewwwww

I spent most of yesterday catching up on the reading that I was supposed to do the day before, and I still feel like I'm slightly behind. Those are the perils of summer school, though.

Speaking of summer school, I've decided to drop Operation: Find a New Lady Friend Without My Penis Inexplicably Shooting Out of My Shorts. These classes are smaller than I thought, the number of women is even smaller, and I've fallen out of the mood for it. Regardless, here's the score count up to this point -

Number of New Lady Friends: 0
Number of Times My Penis Inexplicably Shot Out of My Shorts: 0

So I figure I'll quit while I'm ahead.

Gotta make a few calls today because we're still having a few apartment troubles. For one, our local phone provider, Verizon, has yet to really set us up with a local phone line, despite the fact that we made the call to them about that issue on Monday. They assure me it will be activated today, but I'm seeing no phone activity yet.

In addition, our cable seems to be limited to channel three or...you know, channel three. And Todd's internet doesn't work at all.

So, a few snags. We'll have to work those out.

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