Deforestation Weekend

1:32 p.m.

You see what you people went and started? Yeah, it was you. Never mind the fact that I was the one that brought this subject up yesterday. You guys egged me on. Subconsciously.

I feel weird. I'm not totally sure this is how the Good Lord intended me to look. There's something unnatural about it. But at the same time, rebelling against hair is fun.

Side note: Leave something behind. This isn't a war - we're not trying to get every one of the troops out of the jungle. We gotta leave a few behind. Reserves, you see. Just in case.

Because I'm the sort of guy that tells everyone to do what he's doing just because he's doing it, I have hereby dubbed this weekend, "Deforestation Weekend." Join in the fun, be like your friends, and chop down your jungle. Here, have a button:

If you're crazy like me, you'll do it. Then look down your pants when no one's watching.

And yeah, that makes you crazier.

Listening To: Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up, The Vines - Outtathaway!

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