Dirty Humor

11:18 p.m.

Thanks to science I can now produce apple flavored love juice, but personally I won't be satisfied until I can blast out a full three course meal.

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Side note: I wonder if that's how they make astronaut food?

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Another side note: Dude, I bet it would piss off your fellow astronauts if you masturbated in zero gravity - you're bound to miss some of that and it's just going to float around. Nasty.

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This project I'm working on for my Strategic Management class continues to reach new levels of suck.

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Where my bitches at? No, really. Where my bitches at?

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I just had a really good idea for a thriller screenplay. Off to Hollywood with me!

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I realize my waist has shrunk quite a bit over the past several months, but now my pants seem to be too long as well as too wide, and it's not simply due to sag factor. I think maybe I'm shrinking. And since I was already kind of short to begin with, that's no good.

The ladies don't want a man that's shorter than they are.

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I've been in a sour mood thanks to mostly worthless group members and the copious amount of work I've had to deal with, so I've been locked up in my room all day.

Either I can hear the people who live below me whispering somehow, or cabin fever has finally driven me insane.

Also, I think maybe Mr. Pooch is haunted again. He's going in the closet.

Listening To: Gary Jules - Mad World, Polyphonic Spree - Section 3, New Order - Elegia

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