Internet Sickness

11:10 PM

Quick Update:

My MP3 player came in the mail today. Just look at it. It's a piece of geeky technical gadgetry so fine that women will have no choice but to think I have a ginormous penis.

And now, on to your regularly scheduled entry.

First of all, I've added a few new items to the Me List, so if anybody is interested in more random factoids, there you go.

I'm in some sad shape this morning. I think it's food poisoning - that's the only thing on my mind. I've never had so much random evacuation of my stomach contents in my life. I'm feeling much better now (just queasy), so I'm thinking whatever I put in my system to make me this way was upchucked long ago, but I'm still going to visit the doctor to make sure.

In other news, I'm going to visit with friends and hit up Six Flags Astro World in Houston this weekend. If you thought I was feeling sick to my stomach now, wait until I've ridden the tilt-o-whirl thirty times. I'm going to get so sick that Colt will be throwing up in Rachele's hat.

Actually, I hope not. I'm really sort of tired of feeling sick, and I wish I knew what it was I ate that put this bug in me. I bet it was the sandwich. Damn you, sandwich! So delicious, but so deadly!

Inter-Web Powers

It's widely known that I possess amazing internet powers. Much like in that movie with that guy, I free float my mind through the seas of information, causing havoc and mayhem and watching all of you through your monitors. Yeah. I know what you did, and it was dirty.

Every now and again, however, my incredible vigor and vitality can be used for good. For instance, a few months ago, Lilly Tade found me because I had written an entry in which I stated that I'd like to find her.

And now, it's happened again. I found JoAnn Lutmer through roughly the same measures, although this time it was a friend of hers who gave me the straight skinny on what she was up to, as well as an email address by which I could contact her.

So, for those of you keeping track, the only people I haven't heard from are Trina Wollard and Karen Luk. If anyone out there recognizes these names, maybe even met one of these girls at some point, please let me know - I'm not looking to pry where I'm not wanted, so I'm not going to ask for phone numbers or street addresses, but if you happen to have an email that you know they check, I'd love it if I could get in touch.

I've been really wowed by the way things have worked out, so I have renewed confidence that the internet isn't just a tool for looking up porn and blogs by people like myself who talk about how much final exams suck. Finding JoAnn went so well that she's actually coming with me and my friends to Houston this weekend, and we've talked about more hanging out later on. I'm really glad, because I haven't seen her at all since high school.

This whole thing should be fun.

And Now For Something Completely Different

This is an old picture - this little guy is one of my cat's kittens from before we had her spayed. I just thought you should check out how we run things around here. We keep it real, y'all. Real cute.

Blast From the Past

I was perusing through my archives when I found this entry wherein I posed the question to my readers: Why does Lee like boobs?

It reminded me of some of the funny answers I got from you guys, so I'm going to pose the question again. Just answer in my guestbook, and later on I'll produce another entry in which I address your concerns for my love of breasts.

Listening To: Deltron 3030 - Battlesong, Vertical Horizon - Shackled, Lifesong - Trying, Radiohead - Myxamatosis, Vast - Free, Coldplay - Trouble, Ben Folds Five - Fired

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