Me-tastic

4:15 PM

Holy shit. Hershey's has come out with Caramel Kisses. We're talking about Kisses that have caramel inside them. A gooey center of such deliciosity that I dare not analyze it here, for fear of destroying you all with knowledge you can't hope to grasp!

Man. Caramel Kisses. I just...oh, God...I think I..ohhhh! Yeah, I just came in my pants. Let me clean up before I say anything else. I don't want you guys thinking I'm weird.

I did a little clothes shopping today. I'm now two bowling shirts and a faded Captain America logo tee richer. Also, socks and yoga pants.

What? Screw you, I can do yoga.

In other news, I think my construction work is finally finished. Seriously. I don't think there's anything else to do. I was told that if anything came up, though, that my phone would start ringing off its hook. I hope to God everything's okay. It gets really annoying to show up and see that something went wrong and set you back like two days worth of work.

Oh, here's a random article about dating shorter men. You know, if you're into that. You should be. And I don't say that because I'm only 5'6". I say it for the rare guy out there who's only 5'2". I met a guy like that once. Nice fellow. Couldn't get a date to save his life. I recommended he search out an island of open-minded Amazons or just move to Japan.

And, before I go, I'd like to remind everyone that there are still more updates to the 101 Things About Me list.

It's Me-tastic!

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